Post by Sarikotsu on Aug 17, 2005 17:21:42 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a little pink girl who lived in a little pink house which sat on a little pink hill. Every day, the little pink girl would sit in her little pink chair facing her little pink window and read her little pink book. One day as the little pink girl was reading her little pink book, there was a knock upon her little pink door. The little pink girl set her little pink book down on a little pink table, got up out of her little pink chair and opened her little pink door. Out on her little pink porch stood a Tall Red Man. The Tall Red Man told the little pink girl that his red car had broken down and the tow truck couldn't make it until the morning and he needed a place to stay for the night. The little pink girl let the Tall Red Man into her little pink house. She led the Tall Red Man up the little pink steps and to a little pink bedroom. She shut the little pink bedroom door and locked the little pink bedroom door with her little pink key. She put the little pink key in her little pink pocket and walked down her little pink steps to her little pink chair. She picked her little pink book up off her little pink table and began to read. A little while later there was a knock upon the little pink door. The little pink girl set her little pink book down on the little pink table and got up out of her little pink chair and opened the little pink door. Outside on her little pink porch stood a Short Blue man. The Short Blue man said that his truck broke down and the tow truck couldn't come until morning and he needed a place to stay for the night. The little pink girl let the Short Blue man into her little pink house. She led him up the little pink steps and to the little pink bedroom. She let him in the little pink bedroom and locked the little pink bedroom door behind Short Blue man with her little pink key. She put her little pink key inside of her little pink pocket, walked down her little pink steps, and sat down in her little pink chair. She picked her little pink book up off the table and began to read. A little while later there was a knock upon the little pink door. The little pink girl set her little pink book down on the little pink table and got up out of her little pink chair and opened the little pink door. Outside on her little pink porch stood a Skinny Green Man. The Skinny Green Man said that his van broke down and the tow truck couldn't come until morning and he needed a place to stay for the night. The little pink girl let the Skinny Green Man into her little pink house. She led him up the little pink steps and to the little pink bedroom. She let him in the little pink bedroom and locked the little pink bedroom door behind Skinny Green Man with her little pink key. She put her little pink key inside of her little pink pocket, walked down her little pink steps, and sat down in her little pink chair. The little pink girl curled up in her little pink blanket and stayed up the whole entire night reading her little pink book by the light of her little pink lamp. When morning came, the little pink girl unwrapped herself from her little pink blanket, set her little pink book down on her little pink table, turned off her little pink lamp, and got up out of her little pink chair and walked up her little pink steps. The little pink girl unlocked her little pink bedroom and let the Tall Red Man, the short blue man, and the Skinny Green Man out. All of them walked down the little pink steps, through the little pink little pink living room, and into the little pink kitchen. When they were all sitting at the little bink table the little pink girl asked everyone if they wanted little pink frosted flakes or little pink lucky charms. The Skinny Green Man and the Tall Red Man chose little pink frosted flakes and the Short Blue Man chose little pink lucky charms. I'm happy to say you just wasted ten minutes of your life reading this pointless, stupid story! Muahahahahahahahaha!